Mar 01
Hey bro. Your Facebook page is made up the following: pictures of your kids, how much you miss your baby mama, soft porn, and complaints about you being fat.
Throw me off a bridge now.
Feb 13
The thing about Swinging Steak is...
- eater 1: HaHa. This pizza is named bleu balls. That's funny. It's like balls that haven't had sex in a while.
- eater 2: That's disgusting.
- eater 1: Let's order it.
- eater 2: Reminds me of bleu cheese salad.
- (eats pizza)
- waiter: You just ate balls!
- eater 1: NOT OKAY DUDE
- waiter: Bleu balls in your face.
Oct 21
Parisian lift. By lift, I mean elevator. #AmericanEnglishTranslations (Taken with instagram)
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